Bacon Salt
“Yo Mr. Cody, how many these mushrooms I gotta eat fo’ I Super Mario da fuck outta dis place?”
“Hey, i’mma leave this cologne out for the animals. Help a brother get some pussy in the matin’ seasons.”
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deathcomesupon:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are.Play at your own risk!!!There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

curryuku:

letmartyhandlethis:

i-o-u-a-fall:

vangoghgoghgirl:

swissreverie:

deduction-tier:

lol i suck at art

wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking

delete later

just an in-class doodle

lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later

wow you guys suck

kirstinthereckless:

babstheartist:

sideofdork:

laustrade:

m0rmanthefuckup:

Hipster Traps - In New York, USA

Actual tears right now

kakdhlsakhljashdjhs

yo. omfg

Some of these need to be in Harlem too….
toralei:
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johnegburp:

i…finished it

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manuel733:

HAHA caught my dog on tape. She gets SO upset when you stop petting her x) 

thefireisrising: